albert:
“….after him, everyone wanted to land themselves in jail. it became an unstoppable force. each one of us was trying to commit the most despicable crime we could imagine so that we could return to the prison where he was transformed from violent thug to the don of violent thuggery. at the time, i possessed a feeble criminal mind. so the most i could bear to do was steal the shoes of a boy down the street……still, that led me to the borstel in matlock and, from there, i think we all remember what happened [laughs with audience]…..”